Man: They’re two terrorists Mr... the first kills millions of ordinary people slowly... the other kills in an instant...

Kid: It looks like the mad cow disease is spreading Dad?

Man: It’s not mad cow disease, they’re cow-crazy (to become crazy about making money from cows)!

Businessmen: Ah, absolutely delicious

Man: Duh, very bitter and hard

Man: Authentic soya sauce yeah Mr? (bottle reads ‘The No 1 Authentic Soya Sauce’, badge reads ‘Presidential Candidate’)

Kid: But soybeans are scarce and expensive!

Prizes read (clockwise): 2014 elections, high prices, security forces shootings, weakening rupiah, riots, oil and gas corruption.

Politician: Last year’s Lebaran is over. So now please forgive my physical and emotional wrongdoings (a traditional Idul Fitri greeting) once again...

Man: His smile helps wash away...

Kirmanto: Lebaran’s just around the corner...

Kid: Why’s it only just before Lebaran that the roads get fixed Dad?

Man: It’s what you might call a Holiday Bonus Gift Project fool!

Bhinneka Tunggal Ika – The national motto Unity in Diversity. Club reads Mass Organisation X.

Man: Don’t just twitter about it (sign reads ‘Pantura mudik route’)